Sang to the tune of Paperback Writer by the Beatles.

Dear Lord or Lady, I just read this book,
it took me hours to read, and now I'm hooked!
Performed a ritual by a witch named Z.
I wanted it fast, so I get to be a paperback priestess,
paperback priestess.

I've heard some stories 'bout a dirty man,
and many more things that I don't understand.
Those Trads have to work at it all the time,
it's too hard a job so I choose to be a paperback priestess,
paperback priestess.

Paperback priestess...

It's just twelve words, give or take a few,
I'll be something else in a week or two.
I can make it easier since it's all 'bout me,
I will change it 'round so I get to be a paperback priestess,
paperback priestess.

If thou really wilt you can do the rite,
Now there's near a million of us overnight.
If you want to learn Craft, it can't be done here,
but just want the name?; then you too can be a paperback priestess,
paperback priestess.

Paperback priestess...

Copyright 2001, Jason Kelly, inspired by Rowan.
May be distributed, as long as this copyright stays intact.